100% Certified HPA T-Shirt in Green or Black! Show the world that you're 100% HPA in this 100% cotton T-shirt. That's Hot Piece of You Know What!
*100% Certified HPA T-Shirt: $15.00 plus $3.00 s/h.



Take Comedian Dan Swartwout home on DVD! Recorded in 2004, One Non Blonde features Dan at his most outrageous, most hilarious best. All of your favorite Dan Swartwout bits are here in this memorable performance that will keep you howling with laughter.
*One Non Blonde DVD: $15.00 plus $3.00 s/h.



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Get both One Non Blonde and the 100% Certified HPA T-Shirt for just $20.00!
*DVD and T-Shirt Combo: $20.00 plus $4.00 s/h.


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